i want a bo0 who lo0ks like diz

n plzZ make sure he als0:
-kn0w how to play guitar
-dun leave me on my bday
-huggable b0dy
-like talkin to me
-like to listen to my grumble or can stand my grumble
-lurve me
-cute
-eat a l0t since i like eatin but only ates a lil
-brave enuff to eat my crapPy cupcakes
-lurve photography
-lurve takin my picture
-wan to go to d h0ls wif me :(

where can i find 0ne?
any catal0g?